When Pedophiles Try to Go Straight.

Old Shit

• Retail.
• An Open Letter to Tom Jones
• Why I don’t like hot dogs.
• How I Broke My Ribs With a Can of Soup.
• I got to write…for reals
• The Curious Case of Bobby Buckets
• Bagby Hot Springs
• FEAR.
• Alpaca-fest 2013 (Mother’s Day Edition)
• Live, Professional Wrestling!
• The Most Un-Traditional Xmas Eve
• The Cat Circus
• Joining the seamy underbelly of the horse track (or how I won a prize with a hat)
• Gothic Memorial Day
• Confronting all of My Deepest Fears at The Enchanted Forest
• The Greatest Bar. EVER.
• Cat Show
• Ghost Hunting
• The Epic Saga of Finding Portland’s Worst Bar
• That Time People Thought I Did Amateur Porn.
• The Bins
• The “Dic-Pic” Incident.
• The Oregon State Fair.
• Zombie-eating Shame
• The Most Expensivest Restaurant.
• Keepin’ it Weird
• The Accident.
• When Pedophiles Try to Go Straight.
• Bathroom Wisdom.
• Bra-tossin’ and Booty-Bouncin’…For No Apparent Reason
• Adventures at the Crackerbox-Part 2
• Knives and Hookers on a Saturday.
• The Best Drag Queen
• Adventures at the Crackerbox Tavern.